Updated: Jul 4
Criminals tried to siphon fuel from the gas tank of a RV — but apparently they tapped into the sewage tank instead.
News reporters in Birmingham, reports evidence that shows The "DooDoo Bandits" missed the fuel tank in the dark and put a tube into the RV septic tank by mistake.
Police got an early morning call from a male occupant owner of a vehicle with relating evidence that shows tell-tell signs of a suspected gasoline thief. John, 59, and wife Mary, 47 of Arden, Glasgow had spent a week touring Scotland before stopping off for the final night of their holiday in Helensburgh, Dunbartonshire.
RV Gas Siphoner Gets Mouthful of Sewage
Before their morning commute could even start John says briefly doing a quick inspection before taking off he and his wife had awoken to find a clear plastic siphon tube and an empty red fuel container next to their camper followed by a puddle of vomit.
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Apparently, after sucking up the foul-smelling waste with a siphon it was quite obvious that the "DooDoo Bandits" tried to steal fuel from the couple's RV but got a mouthful of raw sewage, threw up on the spot, and fled the scene.
An investigating Police Sergeant said,
Although we haven’t yet caught the perps somehow we get the feeling those would-be criminals have already received their punishment.”
“We can infer they [made] a very hasty retreat with a somewhat bitter taste in their mouth.”